er_ninjo @ 2004-09-19T22: 18:00
OK as promised this is the last so close again this weekend of crap ..
Lawyers - the language, their strong
1) "So doctor, is not it true that when a person dies in his sleep, not aware of it until morning?"
2) "She was present when his shot this photo?"
3) "The youngest son, one of twenty years, how old is he?"
4) "It was you or your brother to die in war?"
5) "You killed him?"
6) "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
7) "She was there until it is gone, right? "
8)" How many times have you committed suicide? "
9):" So, the date of conception (the child) was the August 8? "
T "Yes"
A: "And what he was doing at that time?"
10) A: "She has three children, right?"
T: "Yes"
A: "How many are male?"
T "None"
A: "Some of them are female?"
11) A: "You say the stairs went down to the ground floor"
T: "Yes"
A: "And these stairs, and went even up? "
12) A:" Mr. Slatery, she had a honeymoon particular, right? "
T:" I went to Europe "
A:" And there he brought his new bride? "
13) A:" How was her first marriage terminated? "
T:" Since the death "
A:" And from the death of those who were interrupted? "
14) A:" Can you describe the individual? "
T:" He was of medium height and had a beard. "
A:" It was a male or a female? "
15) A:" Doctor, how many autopsies he performed on dead people? "
T:" All my autopsies are performed on dead people! "
16) A:" All Your responses must be oral, OK? What school do you attend? "
T:" Oral "
17) A: "Do you remember the time when he examined the body?"
T: "The autopsy started around 20:30" "And Mr. Dennington was dead?"
T: "No, he was lying on the table wanting to know why I was doing an autopsy!"
18) A: "Can 'provide a urine sample?"
T: "I can do since I was little!"
19) A: "Doctor, before you perform the autopsy, he checked the presence of the heartbeat?"
T: "No"
A: "Then he checked the blood pressure?"
T: "No"
A: "Have you checked if you breathe?"
T: "No"
A: "Then you can that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? "
T:" No "
A:" How can you be so sure doctor? "
T:" Because his brain was in a container on my desk "
A: "But it is still possible that the patient may have been still alive?"
T: "Yes, you were alive and that the lawyer was doing somewhere!" Gentlemen
Sunday, September 19, 2004
Friday, September 17, 2004
Cruisy Places Lubbock,tx
er_ninjo @ 2004-09-18T07: 56:00
the sprouts were the first for this Friday .. ration is Saturday!
windows that suggest
thoughts on the operating system from Microsoft
The full name of Bill Gates William Gates III. In ASCII code, do the following sum: "B" + "I" + "L" + "L" + "G" + "A" + "T" + "AND" + "S" = 66 +73 + III +76 +76 +71 +65 +84 +69 +83 + 3 = 666 ... And would not the devil ...??
640K is enough for anyone.
- Bill Gates, 1981
disasters of our time:
- Hiroshima 45,
- Chernobyl 86,
- Windows 95,
- Windows 98
What's the first question that arises is the computer science community ?
"is PC compatible?" Eau de
Pentium: the man who should not divide. Never.
bad to Pentium!
Bill Gates said, "Bug." It was
Windows ...
At Intel, adding 100 to 486 obtained 585.9995672565, so 'they called "Pentium"
... I made love with Control ...
try tomorrow with Shift.
Hardware, parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- No: it is a hardware problem.
Internet? But why should I go find someone who lives halfway around the world when I hate my neighbor?
you realize you're spending too much time on the net when ...
- Your computer is broken.
- You do not Connect to two hours.
- begin to tremble.
- Lift the handset and dial the number for your Internet access provider.
- Try to imitate the sound of the modem trying to connect. You can.
You know you be a slave to the internet when ...
- You find yourself typing. Com "after every punto.com
- Go into the bathroom and you say you going to do a download.
Microsoft Windows: read the instructions, may cause drowsiness.
Windows95 is not a virus: viruses
do something ...
Windows is a virus?
No, Windows is not a virus, that's what makes the REAL virus:
1) Please reply quickly. Ok, so does Windows.
2) The viruses use many system resources and slow your computer. Ok, so does Windows.
3) Viruses, sometimes ruin your hard drive. Ok, so does Windows.
4) Viruses make occasionally slow the computer (see point 2) and the user will purchase more hardware.
Ok, so does Windows.
Until now, it seems that Windows * IS * a virus, but there are fundamental differences.
Viruses are programs well supported by the authors, run on all computers, their code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated with the tempo.Quindi, Windows is not a virus.
The difference between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus is installed much more easily!
has never seen a serious operating system to shut down where you need to press the START button?
the sprouts were the first for this Friday .. ration is Saturday!
windows that suggest
thoughts on the operating system from Microsoft
The full name of Bill Gates William Gates III. In ASCII code, do the following sum: "B" + "I" + "L" + "L" + "G" + "A" + "T" + "AND" + "S" = 66 +73 + III +76 +76 +71 +65 +84 +69 +83 + 3 = 666 ... And would not the devil ...??
640K is enough for anyone.
- Bill Gates, 1981
disasters of our time:
- Hiroshima 45,
- Chernobyl 86,
- Windows 95,
- Windows 98
What's the first question that arises is the computer science community ?
"is PC compatible?" Eau de
Pentium: the man who should not divide. Never.
bad to Pentium!
Bill Gates said, "Bug." It was
Windows ...
At Intel, adding 100 to 486 obtained 585.9995672565, so 'they called "Pentium"
... I made love with Control ...
try tomorrow with Shift.
Hardware, parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- No: it is a hardware problem.
Internet? But why should I go find someone who lives halfway around the world when I hate my neighbor?
you realize you're spending too much time on the net when ...
- Your computer is broken.
- You do not Connect to two hours.
- begin to tremble.
- Lift the handset and dial the number for your Internet access provider.
- Try to imitate the sound of the modem trying to connect. You can.
You know you be a slave to the internet when ...
- You find yourself typing. Com "after every punto.com
- Go into the bathroom and you say you going to do a download.
Microsoft Windows: read the instructions, may cause drowsiness.
Windows95 is not a virus: viruses
do something ...
Windows is a virus?
No, Windows is not a virus, that's what makes the REAL virus:
1) Please reply quickly. Ok, so does Windows.
2) The viruses use many system resources and slow your computer. Ok, so does Windows.
3) Viruses, sometimes ruin your hard drive. Ok, so does Windows.
4) Viruses make occasionally slow the computer (see point 2) and the user will purchase more hardware.
Ok, so does Windows.
Until now, it seems that Windows * IS * a virus, but there are fundamental differences.
Viruses are programs well supported by the authors, run on all computers, their code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated with the tempo.Quindi, Windows is not a virus.
The difference between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus is installed much more easily!
has never seen a serious operating system to shut down where you need to press the START button?
Outfits With A Pencil Skirt
er_ninjo @ 2004-09-18T07: 50:00
Ladies and gentlemen ... I'm back ... and unfortunately for you in the pre examination ergo ... I propose a weekend full of crap ... but I will not keep you waiting too .... ergo the show begins:
PS Since the People that have answered the questions of the gentle maidens are like fine sandpaper, 5 suggest that the reading public an adult and not too sensitive ... it goes well, the usual guys read too!
absurd collection of questions sent from boys and girls in magazines and Top That Girl. (By the letter R is not indicated the response of the magazine in question, but this is what we think everyone would like to ...)
1) I'm 12 years old, 156 cm high and have a breast almost imperceptible, but the rest are well developed. My mom and shorter than me and my father and approximately 172 cm: the first period when they can come to me?
(Scillà85 for words)
A: What is a quiz game? Questions the Mago Gabriel ..!!!. BACK TO PLAY WITH BARBIE AND NOT BREAK THE FUCK WITH THE MENSTRUAL!!
2) For 13 years, are too thin, I would like to know what are the foods that make us grow breasts and legs.
(Magrinà84 for Ie)
A: from fairy blue hair.
A: lasagne ...... and if not at least grow a dick you satisfied!
3) is true that the semen comes out only at night to the boys?
(Curiosa for words)
R: But for those who have taken, for the nocturnal predators, perhaps?
R: It is true that attacks your brain only during the day? I could answer from my experience, but then you would still be a minimum of doubt, so grab a friend and let him a blowjob to half-past twelve!!
4) I tried to put a tampon, but I could not let him enter: I am a virgin and why or why not normal?
(Arietinà85 for words)
R: Have you tried to remove it from the pack?.
A: Try with a shoehorn!
5) you can make love when you are virgins?
(DV'83 for words)
A: It depends, if you feel that it is better to remain a virgin ass!
A: You can make love in peace?
6) Me and my friend we have always sought: the women had primary cycle? And as they did without pads?
(doubtful for words)
R: But that time has stopped in your brain?
A: Yes, it seems that the women had Nehanderhal of the Marquis, but instead of tampax it seems that they used the dried stegosaurs.
7) is true that if the cycle comes after 14 years can not have children?
(Disperatà85 for words)
A: Maybe ...
A: No. But it is true that if you get a motorcycle before 14 go to jail!
8) is true that to grow breasts should eat a lot of mushrooms?
(Anonimà98 for words)
A: Well, perhaps with those mushrooms ... however, you've got it wrong, but not fungi Mungo, ie COCKS TWO METERS LONG!
A: Some mushrooms are an aphrodisiac and grow something else.
9) Hello, I'm one of your reader that some time has a birthmark crazy to make love and we always think: Is this normal?
(Lisà82 for words)
R: 0338/4948xxx ....
R: 0348/6423xxx ....
10) Dear Doctor, I have a curiosity: a virgin girl [maybe you?] As artificial insemination, there is still a virgin?
If yes, when will bear, since there was rupture of the hymen the child will be born normally?
In this case there is a risk of losing your virginity?
If so, it means that it is better to give birth by cesarean section?
(Arietè83 for Top Girl)
R: But how are you?!! You're so bad !!!!!!!
R: porcamadonna But, why do not clot as they all do??
11) Dear Doctor, I'm 15 years old and girlfriend for about a year. We do not do sex yet, but we have a problem: He wants to go out every day that semen from his genitals [but where should uscirgli, ears?], But I'm afraid that might cause him problems in the future. is not it?
And what can it be?
(Martinà83 for Top Girl)
A: Dunno, I think as time goes by night turns into a fire hydrant!
A: The only problem is that if you continue so poor that sooner or later, as soon as you turn around, without telling you shit, you throw it in the ass without Vasella, and yes I know there meditate pain ........ , girls, meditate
12) Dear doctor, I'm 13 years old. Coincidentally I heard from a friend that you can not only get pregnant through sexual intercourse, but also in other ways. For example, if he's stuck to her and is excited, the sperm can come out and go through the clothes to the private parts. is not it?
(Laura for Top Girl)
R: But your boyfriend what it's called Black & Decker?
A: Yes, the phenomenon is called osmosis, and it seems, from recent theological studies carried out on the chance that Madonna will also be a victim.
13) Dear doctor, I am a boy of 18 years and I am very surprised by my body [but you're an ET?] because unwittingly, my genital organ, it should be erect at any time and cause me great inconvenience.
(Bingò80 for Top Girl)
A: It's not like the tease and then you blame the randomness? Lucky you!
A: I understand very well, because today the girls, especially in summer, running around almost naked, under the black thong white pants, bombs out, in short, a torture porcamadonna. In addition, the soak little for what one would like, then for you is only one solution: RASPS to break!
14) Dear Dr. I am almost 16 years and unfortunately are still not satisfied with my breast. Port the second measure, but I have very long and large nipples, almost most of the breast. I tried to crush them with bras, to wash them with cold water ... but nothing! Each summer brings the bikini upholstered cover. What can I do?
(Annà82 for Top Girl)
A: Have you tried using a file??
R: Cross the nipples and around it is the latest model nude look Valentino
15) I'm 12 years old a friend of my brother for 16 years and very nice, I convinced her to make love without condom because I was not yet menstruating. A week after I arrived and then I started to put on pounds and belly. I'm pregnant?
(Alexià86 for Top Girl)
A: No, you are not pregnant, just stop eating like a pig!
A: Bel fjo de na bitch 's a friend of your brother, heheh! This time you said, but now you're long in hand. Well, this will serve as a lesson for next time: If you are afraid of becoming pregnant, ammollagli ass and pass the fear .... Oh, and by a few thousand years have also imventato blowjob ...
16) Dear Dr. I'm 15 and I still menstruating. Since I masturbate since I was small, not that I have become sterile?
(Disperatà83 for Top Girl)
A: No you become stupid!
A: I do not think, however, almost surely you are becoming SOCKET ...
17) Michael I'm 14 years. The last August I did something that I will never forgive: I masturbated my ex-boyfriend. I'm terrible. I seem to have done something unforgivable and I am ashamed to say it. I wish I could go back to avoid this mistake ... Every day I ask God for forgiveness! I am ashamed to confide in, with the priest I have already confessed twice to the incident, but have not yet been able to forgive me ... What do you recommend?
(Disperatà84 for Top Girl)
A: The convent of the immaculate Virgin Blessed With Old "
A: Knowing the priests, I can imagine what you have said: If you want absolution, STO CORD KISSES KISSES!
18) I'm 16 years old. Not I have friends. I do not have a good relationship with my father and I feel that I will die this year because of an accident. Try to imagine a future, but then I tell myself that I have too many dreams as he had died and then my cousin! Language study in high school do not know why because I do not want, but then I tell myself that it's better to have a degree if you do not die, [even though I'm not afraid of having a monotonous life, they are ugly, fat and I have pimples. I feel bad about myself and others.
(Francy for Top Girl)
A: Trick more, eat less, called out the blowjobs pimples that are passed, and you'll see that life will smile.
19) I am a 15 year old girl and two I'm with a guy with which I love. Lately, however, I do not like. What happens to me?
(Acquarietta worried)
R: Cara acquarietta, you're on your way to becoming like all women ... a big fucking bitch .. found one with a pea biggest break so there are more balls with your shit.
20) Me and my boyfriend have had sex for the first time but I did not like, I told him and he left me. Now he says that friends are an icicle!
(Anonimà85)
A: Dear Anonymous, perhaps then if you did well as a great blow job none of this would happen .. if not then fuck you like .. try a pole six feet .. or .. or you break do not break!
21) We are two friends aged 13 and 14 years and our boys have asked us to make love. We have a little bit afraid but we do not want to lose them. What should we do?
(Undecided)
R: Care undecided, of course I understand that this is a difficult situation ... but let them fuck these poor does not bad every now and then a bit of NERC ...
22) I am 13 years old and I have not yet had their first menstruation. A friend of mine says he does not risk getting pregnant.
(Five fan '86)
A: You try and break the fuck you .. fuck you and put an end to these problems .. so bitch you better now ....
23) For the guys that I like is not interested at all. But now one of my classmate told me that we put together if I make love with him. What should I do?
(laughter)
A: Bel Paraculo, but fully support his case, moreover, even if you are a scrondo what the fuck do you expect .. give it to him and do not piss off my balls ..
24) I'm 12 years old and a fourteen year old love for more than a year. A New Year's Eve we danced and hugged and kissed me a couple of times, but when my friend asked him if he wanted to get with me, said they were already committed and that he likes older women, however, said that if you will leave with his girlfriend, then you will see: what do you recommend?
(Alex xxx)
R: Frego 14 years already .... everything you want to wait when you do not have a dick to make sure you call ... ahahahhaha
25) I just started an affair with a boy but I am in trouble: he is very nice and cute, I do a lot of gifts all the time .... Of course he loves me! I also love him, but I am shy e. .. 9! I do not know if it's the right age to start. Help me.
(Keen 2000)
A: No comment .............
26) I have irregular menstruation and for this I was prescribed a hormone assay. it is true that I could get a lot of hair? And by great I can have children?
(Disperatà86)
A: We all hope that the hair you are more than a couple of huge boobs so you'll definitely happy the man that you hope to be tromberà .. we .. do not worry about their children's time .. broom and do not break you too .. fuck
27) If with my boyfriend I love standing run the same risk of getting pregnant?
(Vale85)
A: Here is a 'what the hell else tells the brain in the morning when you wake up? how much do you think is the same .. and try to use that one neuron that you have the best .. porcamadonna
28) I'm 12 years old and me and my boyfriend we have just left after making love first time, have already been with him other times and each time I leave it behaves as if I did not exist. This makes me suffer so much and this time does not want to get back with me, especially now that we made love: how to win him back or get his friendship?
(Innamoratà87)
A: Pure to you has fucked with him .. we are good to you I say .... a zero ....
Ladies and gentlemen ... I'm back ... and unfortunately for you in the pre examination ergo ... I propose a weekend full of crap ... but I will not keep you waiting too .... ergo the show begins:
PS Since the People that have answered the questions of the gentle maidens are like fine sandpaper, 5 suggest that the reading public an adult and not too sensitive ... it goes well, the usual guys read too!
absurd collection of questions sent from boys and girls in magazines and Top That Girl. (By the letter R is not indicated the response of the magazine in question, but this is what we think everyone would like to ...)
1) I'm 12 years old, 156 cm high and have a breast almost imperceptible, but the rest are well developed. My mom and shorter than me and my father and approximately 172 cm: the first period when they can come to me?
(Scillà85 for words)
A: What is a quiz game? Questions the Mago Gabriel ..!!!. BACK TO PLAY WITH BARBIE AND NOT BREAK THE FUCK WITH THE MENSTRUAL!!
2) For 13 years, are too thin, I would like to know what are the foods that make us grow breasts and legs.
(Magrinà84 for Ie)
A: from fairy blue hair.
A: lasagne ...... and if not at least grow a dick you satisfied!
3) is true that the semen comes out only at night to the boys?
(Curiosa for words)
R: But for those who have taken, for the nocturnal predators, perhaps?
R: It is true that attacks your brain only during the day? I could answer from my experience, but then you would still be a minimum of doubt, so grab a friend and let him a blowjob to half-past twelve!!
4) I tried to put a tampon, but I could not let him enter: I am a virgin and why or why not normal?
(Arietinà85 for words)
R: Have you tried to remove it from the pack?.
A: Try with a shoehorn!
5) you can make love when you are virgins?
(DV'83 for words)
A: It depends, if you feel that it is better to remain a virgin ass!
A: You can make love in peace?
6) Me and my friend we have always sought: the women had primary cycle? And as they did without pads?
(doubtful for words)
R: But that time has stopped in your brain?
A: Yes, it seems that the women had Nehanderhal of the Marquis, but instead of tampax it seems that they used the dried stegosaurs.
7) is true that if the cycle comes after 14 years can not have children?
(Disperatà85 for words)
A: Maybe ...
A: No. But it is true that if you get a motorcycle before 14 go to jail!
8) is true that to grow breasts should eat a lot of mushrooms?
(Anonimà98 for words)
A: Well, perhaps with those mushrooms ... however, you've got it wrong, but not fungi Mungo, ie COCKS TWO METERS LONG!
A: Some mushrooms are an aphrodisiac and grow something else.
9) Hello, I'm one of your reader that some time has a birthmark crazy to make love and we always think: Is this normal?
(Lisà82 for words)
R: 0338/4948xxx ....
R: 0348/6423xxx ....
10) Dear Doctor, I have a curiosity: a virgin girl [maybe you?] As artificial insemination, there is still a virgin?
If yes, when will bear, since there was rupture of the hymen the child will be born normally?
In this case there is a risk of losing your virginity?
If so, it means that it is better to give birth by cesarean section?
(Arietè83 for Top Girl)
R: But how are you?!! You're so bad !!!!!!!
R: porcamadonna But, why do not clot as they all do??
11) Dear Doctor, I'm 15 years old and girlfriend for about a year. We do not do sex yet, but we have a problem: He wants to go out every day that semen from his genitals [but where should uscirgli, ears?], But I'm afraid that might cause him problems in the future. is not it?
And what can it be?
(Martinà83 for Top Girl)
A: Dunno, I think as time goes by night turns into a fire hydrant!
A: The only problem is that if you continue so poor that sooner or later, as soon as you turn around, without telling you shit, you throw it in the ass without Vasella, and yes I know there meditate pain ........ , girls, meditate
12) Dear doctor, I'm 13 years old. Coincidentally I heard from a friend that you can not only get pregnant through sexual intercourse, but also in other ways. For example, if he's stuck to her and is excited, the sperm can come out and go through the clothes to the private parts. is not it?
(Laura for Top Girl)
R: But your boyfriend what it's called Black & Decker?
A: Yes, the phenomenon is called osmosis, and it seems, from recent theological studies carried out on the chance that Madonna will also be a victim.
13) Dear doctor, I am a boy of 18 years and I am very surprised by my body [but you're an ET?] because unwittingly, my genital organ, it should be erect at any time and cause me great inconvenience.
(Bingò80 for Top Girl)
A: It's not like the tease and then you blame the randomness? Lucky you!
A: I understand very well, because today the girls, especially in summer, running around almost naked, under the black thong white pants, bombs out, in short, a torture porcamadonna. In addition, the soak little for what one would like, then for you is only one solution: RASPS to break!
14) Dear Dr. I am almost 16 years and unfortunately are still not satisfied with my breast. Port the second measure, but I have very long and large nipples, almost most of the breast. I tried to crush them with bras, to wash them with cold water ... but nothing! Each summer brings the bikini upholstered cover. What can I do?
(Annà82 for Top Girl)
A: Have you tried using a file??
R: Cross the nipples and around it is the latest model nude look Valentino
15) I'm 12 years old a friend of my brother for 16 years and very nice, I convinced her to make love without condom because I was not yet menstruating. A week after I arrived and then I started to put on pounds and belly. I'm pregnant?
(Alexià86 for Top Girl)
A: No, you are not pregnant, just stop eating like a pig!
A: Bel fjo de na bitch 's a friend of your brother, heheh! This time you said, but now you're long in hand. Well, this will serve as a lesson for next time: If you are afraid of becoming pregnant, ammollagli ass and pass the fear .... Oh, and by a few thousand years have also imventato blowjob ...
16) Dear Dr. I'm 15 and I still menstruating. Since I masturbate since I was small, not that I have become sterile?
(Disperatà83 for Top Girl)
A: No you become stupid!
A: I do not think, however, almost surely you are becoming SOCKET ...
17) Michael I'm 14 years. The last August I did something that I will never forgive: I masturbated my ex-boyfriend. I'm terrible. I seem to have done something unforgivable and I am ashamed to say it. I wish I could go back to avoid this mistake ... Every day I ask God for forgiveness! I am ashamed to confide in, with the priest I have already confessed twice to the incident, but have not yet been able to forgive me ... What do you recommend?
(Disperatà84 for Top Girl)
A: The convent of the immaculate Virgin Blessed With Old "
A: Knowing the priests, I can imagine what you have said: If you want absolution, STO CORD KISSES KISSES!
18) I'm 16 years old. Not I have friends. I do not have a good relationship with my father and I feel that I will die this year because of an accident. Try to imagine a future, but then I tell myself that I have too many dreams as he had died and then my cousin! Language study in high school do not know why because I do not want, but then I tell myself that it's better to have a degree if you do not die, [even though I'm not afraid of having a monotonous life, they are ugly, fat and I have pimples. I feel bad about myself and others.
(Francy for Top Girl)
A: Trick more, eat less, called out the blowjobs pimples that are passed, and you'll see that life will smile.
19) I am a 15 year old girl and two I'm with a guy with which I love. Lately, however, I do not like. What happens to me?
(Acquarietta worried)
R: Cara acquarietta, you're on your way to becoming like all women ... a big fucking bitch .. found one with a pea biggest break so there are more balls with your shit.
20) Me and my boyfriend have had sex for the first time but I did not like, I told him and he left me. Now he says that friends are an icicle!
(Anonimà85)
A: Dear Anonymous, perhaps then if you did well as a great blow job none of this would happen .. if not then fuck you like .. try a pole six feet .. or .. or you break do not break!
21) We are two friends aged 13 and 14 years and our boys have asked us to make love. We have a little bit afraid but we do not want to lose them. What should we do?
(Undecided)
R: Care undecided, of course I understand that this is a difficult situation ... but let them fuck these poor does not bad every now and then a bit of NERC ...
22) I am 13 years old and I have not yet had their first menstruation. A friend of mine says he does not risk getting pregnant.
(Five fan '86)
A: You try and break the fuck you .. fuck you and put an end to these problems .. so bitch you better now ....
23) For the guys that I like is not interested at all. But now one of my classmate told me that we put together if I make love with him. What should I do?
(laughter)
A: Bel Paraculo, but fully support his case, moreover, even if you are a scrondo what the fuck do you expect .. give it to him and do not piss off my balls ..
24) I'm 12 years old and a fourteen year old love for more than a year. A New Year's Eve we danced and hugged and kissed me a couple of times, but when my friend asked him if he wanted to get with me, said they were already committed and that he likes older women, however, said that if you will leave with his girlfriend, then you will see: what do you recommend?
(Alex xxx)
R: Frego 14 years already .... everything you want to wait when you do not have a dick to make sure you call ... ahahahhaha
25) I just started an affair with a boy but I am in trouble: he is very nice and cute, I do a lot of gifts all the time .... Of course he loves me! I also love him, but I am shy e. .. 9! I do not know if it's the right age to start. Help me.
(Keen 2000)
A: No comment .............
26) I have irregular menstruation and for this I was prescribed a hormone assay. it is true that I could get a lot of hair? And by great I can have children?
(Disperatà86)
A: We all hope that the hair you are more than a couple of huge boobs so you'll definitely happy the man that you hope to be tromberà .. we .. do not worry about their children's time .. broom and do not break you too .. fuck
27) If with my boyfriend I love standing run the same risk of getting pregnant?
(Vale85)
A: Here is a 'what the hell else tells the brain in the morning when you wake up? how much do you think is the same .. and try to use that one neuron that you have the best .. porcamadonna
28) I'm 12 years old and me and my boyfriend we have just left after making love first time, have already been with him other times and each time I leave it behaves as if I did not exist. This makes me suffer so much and this time does not want to get back with me, especially now that we made love: how to win him back or get his friendship?
(Innamoratà87)
A: Pure to you has fucked with him .. we are good to you I say .... a zero ....
Friday, August 27, 2004
Ideas For My Hall Way
er_ninjo @ 2004-08-28T02: 36:00
I take this opportunity to give everyone a good night and good wake up .. with respect to the previous post I follow another seconding staff TheBlack mischief done by the dragon!
beyond that is another Italian forum on emule and could perhaps take the place of the black dragon but see the discussion and you'll understand!
http://www.italiandyurno.com/public/forums/index.php?showtopic=1653&st=0 & # entry16271
greetings!
I take this opportunity to give everyone a good night and good wake up .. with respect to the previous post I follow another seconding staff TheBlack mischief done by the dragon!
beyond that is another Italian forum on emule and could perhaps take the place of the black dragon but see the discussion and you'll understand!
http://www.italiandyurno.com/public/forums/index.php?showtopic=1653&st=0 & # entry16271
greetings!
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Do They Still Make Vhs
er_ninjo @ 2004-08-26T12: 24:00
sometimes happens that in trying to stop something it makes the situation worse! Has anyone tried to stop the boys from the blackdragoon known p2p forum on how they responded well, look! welcome back!
http://theblackdragon.italiazip.com/
Greetings to all ER_ninjo is back!
sometimes happens that in trying to stop something it makes the situation worse! Has anyone tried to stop the boys from the blackdragoon known p2p forum on how they responded well, look! welcome back!
http://theblackdragon.italiazip.com/
Greetings to all ER_ninjo is back!
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Turn Off Lenovo Veriface
er_ninjo @ 2004-08-25T14: 08:00
http://www.dmail.it/zoom.php?foto=117072l.jpg&pref=dm_
And the woman was finally able to pee standing up ...
Article Code 117072
€ 5.90 VAT Included With
Brycolì, a comfortable waterproof disposable paper funnel, you can avoid any contact with the toilet seat toilet, wherever you are: public toilets, accommodation in remote countries, ecc.Lo ports bag pack in practice and is easy to use. Brycolì it is ... the freedom to pee wherever and whenever you want! And with the utmost care! Very useful for those with leg problems and difficulties in sedersi.Set of 3 boxes of 5 pieces each.
stuff you would not believe!! Imagine the guy who went on to patent it.
... um ....... I would submit a draft
[office clerk patents] will tell ... what is it?
well, a funnel that lets you pee standing to women!
[patent office clerk] is a moment to check if it has not already been patented! 0.0
who knows where we will end!
Ps I did not put the picture because I do not know how to do it! ke you check out the link before!
http://www.dmail.it/zoom.php?foto=117072l.jpg&pref=dm_
And the woman was finally able to pee standing up ...
Article Code 117072
€ 5.90 VAT Included With
Brycolì, a comfortable waterproof disposable paper funnel, you can avoid any contact with the toilet seat toilet, wherever you are: public toilets, accommodation in remote countries, ecc.Lo ports bag pack in practice and is easy to use. Brycolì it is ... the freedom to pee wherever and whenever you want! And with the utmost care! Very useful for those with leg problems and difficulties in sedersi.Set of 3 boxes of 5 pieces each.
stuff you would not believe!! Imagine the guy who went on to patent it.
... um ....... I would submit a draft
[office clerk patents] will tell ... what is it?
well, a funnel that lets you pee standing to women!
[patent office clerk] is a moment to check if it has not already been patented! 0.0
who knows where we will end!
Ps I did not put the picture because I do not know how to do it! ke you check out the link before!
Monday, August 2, 2004
Congratulations To My Best Friend
er_ninjo @ 2004-08-03T07: 48:00
7:24 a pneumatic drill wakes me up! the front of the house builders know they can not be made before 8 casino?? very nearly tonight at 2 or 3 in the morning I go downstairs with them and the stereo to throttle I break the balls! Anyway hours are 7:46 I have a cup of coffee on the desk and double sleep .... so good Tuesday August 3 to anyone who is awake ........... cheers for the holidays!
7:24 a pneumatic drill wakes me up! the front of the house builders know they can not be made before 8 casino?? very nearly tonight at 2 or 3 in the morning I go downstairs with them and the stereo to throttle I break the balls! Anyway hours are 7:46 I have a cup of coffee on the desk and double sleep .... so good Tuesday August 3 to anyone who is awake ........... cheers for the holidays!
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Valima Invitation Matter
shiavismo! but it was not prohibited by the Treaty of Geneva!?
I just finished the first real day of pre-placement ... first true because yesterday compared to today was rose water!
I state that the pre-training but there is one thing that is a voluntary tax from my seeing that the opportunity to say well and well three days fooling around! came up with my hobby!
now is not so bad to spend an afternoon in a cold room in order to make medicines and check expiration dates ... insulin and lactic acid bacteria are at the end too funny .. a little less eye drops that I saw a good eye! mah! cmq from 3 hours to present myself have experienced the life of the pharmacist! and railed for the first time against a range of cell constant temperature! (3 to 7 degrees! I realized that it's hot .... but makes them cool!) At the end the real thing was heavy stand 3-4 hours and every 10 minutes 15 so expect the temperature to remain range!! goes well, finimola! I said to a vial of insulin to greet you!? I did not understand why I did cmq!
Another thing really devastating! Smiling at all and pretend to listen to their problems! here in this I have to improve luckily I can not stand at the counter and so I refrained from insulting the plaintive creatures that are appealing to seek a panacea for the ills ututtio! The Aulin! a lady even called him the bags to digest! one but fuck it hurts!
about Aulin employees to listen I'm sorry but a few months time that medicines containing nimesulide Aluline nimisulide ratiophar etc. .. verraqnno finally removed from the market in Italy! as potentially harmful .. Do you know how to go on dialysis does not like! think when you take it! hurt me!
end of the drug
werewolf tonight in the mountains with the dictator! tomorrow and all day fishing, always supervised by the dictate of course! I know some of you envy me! but what can I do .. . You see that I deserve it! hello to all of us could be affected Thursday night!
ps: if there are typos I slam the balls! :-PPPPPP comments teneteveli for you then I do not want to monitor and review .. I write about jet ....
I just finished the first real day of pre-placement ... first true because yesterday compared to today was rose water!
I state that the pre-training but there is one thing that is a voluntary tax from my seeing that the opportunity to say well and well three days fooling around! came up with my hobby!
now is not so bad to spend an afternoon in a cold room in order to make medicines and check expiration dates ... insulin and lactic acid bacteria are at the end too funny .. a little less eye drops that I saw a good eye! mah! cmq from 3 hours to present myself have experienced the life of the pharmacist! and railed for the first time against a range of cell constant temperature! (3 to 7 degrees! I realized that it's hot .... but makes them cool!) At the end the real thing was heavy stand 3-4 hours and every 10 minutes 15 so expect the temperature to remain range!! goes well, finimola! I said to a vial of insulin to greet you!? I did not understand why I did cmq!
Another thing really devastating! Smiling at all and pretend to listen to their problems! here in this I have to improve luckily I can not stand at the counter and so I refrained from insulting the plaintive creatures that are appealing to seek a panacea for the ills ututtio! The Aulin! a lady even called him the bags to digest! one but fuck it hurts!
about Aulin employees to listen I'm sorry but a few months time that medicines containing nimesulide Aluline nimisulide ratiophar etc. .. verraqnno finally removed from the market in Italy! as potentially harmful .. Do you know how to go on dialysis does not like! think when you take it! hurt me!
end of the drug
werewolf tonight in the mountains with the dictator! tomorrow and all day fishing, always supervised by the dictate of course! I know some of you envy me! but what can I do .. . You see that I deserve it! hello to all of us could be affected Thursday night!
ps: if there are typos I slam the balls! :-PPPPPP comments teneteveli for you then I do not want to monitor and review .. I write about jet ....
Friday, July 16, 2004
Donate Old Prom Dresses Indianapolis Indiana
er_ninjo @ 2004-07-16T13: 27:00
The crew of the legendary starship has decided to change the operating system and install Windows XP. And of course, not everything works perfectly. There 's never anything like this happened?
Captain's Log. Stardate 9801.4
For some time we are experiencing some problems with the Enterprise computer. Apparently, the problems are caused by conflicts of the new operating system provided us with the Starfleet ship.
Mr. Spock is still doing its best to resolve the situation.
Kirk: Mr. Spock, how are we going?
Spock: Not very well, Captain. Apparently, the new operating system has overwritten with new commands, all memory of the Enterprise computer.
Kirk: And now what are you doing?
Spock: From what I understand, is trying to recognize all components of the ship.
Kirk: On screen!
The central screen of the bridge lights up, showing an inscription:
Wait: New Hardware recognition.
Sulu: Captain, I get a message from the navigation system. It seems that there are problems with the warp core.
Kirk: What kind of problems?
Sulu: It seems that the computer does not recognize the warp core. This is shaping up to be a ... steam locomotive!
Kirk: Locomotive ... steam?
Spock: It is an ancient means of locomotion, captain, used on Earth to final destination 'of the twentieth century.
Kirk: I know what 'a locomotive, Spock. But I do not understand 'cause the computer to see it in an engine room. Log
Scott.
Scott: Captain, the damn computer is poking his nose into my room. He persists in saying "Not enough memory to run the application." I tried to make him understand that I will not perform "Applications" but I do not listen.
Kirk: you return it, 'Scotty, and see what we can do.
Scott: I'm the captain, but that's' a hard head, and tells him that he has seen a lot.
Scott entered the turbo lift and leaves.
Kirk: Mr. Spock, when was the last sign of life of the computer? Intelligent life, I mean.
Spock: Well, 'if you can' talk about life ... When he wrote "Do you want to proceed with the installation of Windows XP? It '/ No".
Sulu: Sir, a new message from your computer.
screen and 'the message appeared: Unable to access the engine room: Device not ready.
Kirk: Scotty, what's going on down there '?
Scott's voice: You tell me, Captain. It seems that the computer has isolated the dilithium crystals.
Kirk: Uhura, call toll-free number and ask Starfleet instructions on how to uninstall the new operating system.
Uhura: Captain, all our communication lines are busy!
seems that the computer is trying to get in touch with un'entita'aliena.
Kirk: What kind of entity 'alien?
Uhura: I do not know sir. The computer defines it only as "The Microsoft Network.
Spock: Captain, I may have found a way to restart the computer with the old system.
Kirk: On screen!
appears an image of the Earth in false colors, mostly red, yellow and gray. Corners of the screen there is 'written' Ways 'provisional'.
Kirk: Spock, what that means?
Spock: We are broken with a minimal configuration, Captain. All bridges were excluded.
Chekov: Captain, we have a problem with the transporter!
Kirk: That too! What's happening?
Chekov: We were beaming from Earth, Commodore Decker, but the computer has stopped the transfer.
screen opens a window with the message: Problems with the link. The item "Commodore Decker" to which the link refers to and 'have been deleted or moved. The voice over 'close in size, and date and type' C: \\ Windows \\ Desktop \\ msie41.exe. Report link to this item? It '/ No
Kirk: What does it mean?
Spock: I think the computer is proposing an exchange between Commodore Decker and an Internet browser.
Kirk: A browser? But it is' illogical!
Spock: For once, Captain, I agree with her. Log
McCoy.
McCoy: Jim! The computer and 'crazy! He refuses to let me in the infirmary calling "device" and saying that they are not ready or are not logged in!
Kirk: We have some problems, Bones. But we are working to resolve it.
McCoy: You see to hurry, then. What the heck, I'm a doctor, not a device!
Spock: You see, doctor ... For the computer, or better, for the operating system, you and a device are the same thing.
McCoy: I hear is, sort of elf unsuccessful. If you can figure out so 'damn good computer, tell him to let me in my infirmary. And also tell him that my patients can not be turned off and on!
Kirk: How?
McCoy: Yeah '! That stupid machine will continue saying that does not receive any response from my patients, also because 'they are sleeping, and suggests trying to "light up again!
Kirk: Spock, has seen the installation manual?
Spock: It 's the first thing I did and you just' a problem, Captain. But in the section called "Troubleshooting" the manual says very little.
Kirk: that '?
Spock: "For any other problem, see the online Help.
Kirk: And the online help does he say?
Spock: "The information contained in this section of the troubleshooting does not solve the problem. For more information, see your hardware documentation or contact the hardware vendor's technical support."
Kirk: And what do you mean?
Spock: I think that means we have to contact Starfleet.
Kirk: But we can not. His logic suggests what to do?
Spock: My logic, Captain, I had already 'suggested not to install Windows XP. But Starfleet insisted. They said that only cosi'potremo to have long names.
Kirk: Names ... long?
Spock: Yes, 'captain. Names consisting of more 'than eight characters. Avra'sicuramente as noted, no one on the Enterprise has a name more 'than eight characters long.
Kirk: Gia '... and I was always asked why.
Sulu: But, Mr. Spock, the Enterprise has a name of ten
characters!
Spock: That 's true, Mr. Sulu. But it is a volume label. Human beings, as you know, 'well, do not have labels.
McCoy: I'ma doctor, not a volume!
Uhura: Captain, I was able to contact someone!
Kirk: Starfleet?
Uhura: No, captain. E 'Reliant. It seems that they too have problems with your computer.
Kirk: What do they say?
Uhura: Well '... He said their computer and asked me to enter the IP address to start the dial-up connection.
Kirk: Spock, we have an IP address?
Spock: Yes, sir, like all Federation ships.
Kirk: And we can not be transmitted to the computer of Reliant?
Spock: Unfortunately not. You see, Starfleet has not yet informed us.
Chekov: Captain! Klingon vessel to rinse!
Kirk: Red alert! Mr. Chekhov, how far are they?
Chekov: I can not say. Our sensors are blocked ... Captain! The Klingons have stopped!
Kirk: What are they doing?
Spock: It seems that their computer has started a program called 'Utilities' Disk Defragmenter. " Probably this is a new type of weapon.
Chekhov: Captain! Attack us!
An explosion shakes the Enterprise.
Kirk: Sulu, some damage?
Sulu: Nothing serious. Only seven of the wounded on deck.
Kirk: But what is' success?
Spock: It seems that the 'Utilities' Disk Defragmenter "caused irreparable harm to their warp core. In practice, they destroyed themselves. And, Captain ...
Kirk: Yes', Spock?
Spock: They too had installed Windows XP.
Kirk: So, the Enterprise and 'doomed!
Spock: Perhaps not, if we do not we start our Ulita 'system. Scott
item: Captain! Here and 'missed everything!
Kirk: Keep quiet, Scotty. What's happening?
Scott: How do I know? All screens are blue and indicate that there were fatal errors! They say to press CTRL + ALT + DEL!
Uhura: Captain! I receive a call!
Kirk: On screen!
I-AM-BILL-GATES-OF-MICROBORG. THE RESISTANCE-E'-USELESS.
The crew of the legendary starship has decided to change the operating system and install Windows XP. And of course, not everything works perfectly. There 's never anything like this happened?
Captain's Log. Stardate 9801.4
For some time we are experiencing some problems with the Enterprise computer. Apparently, the problems are caused by conflicts of the new operating system provided us with the Starfleet ship.
Mr. Spock is still doing its best to resolve the situation.
Kirk: Mr. Spock, how are we going?
Spock: Not very well, Captain. Apparently, the new operating system has overwritten with new commands, all memory of the Enterprise computer.
Kirk: And now what are you doing?
Spock: From what I understand, is trying to recognize all components of the ship.
Kirk: On screen!
The central screen of the bridge lights up, showing an inscription:
Wait: New Hardware recognition.
Sulu: Captain, I get a message from the navigation system. It seems that there are problems with the warp core.
Kirk: What kind of problems?
Sulu: It seems that the computer does not recognize the warp core. This is shaping up to be a ... steam locomotive!
Kirk: Locomotive ... steam?
Spock: It is an ancient means of locomotion, captain, used on Earth to final destination 'of the twentieth century.
Kirk: I know what 'a locomotive, Spock. But I do not understand 'cause the computer to see it in an engine room. Log
Scott.
Scott: Captain, the damn computer is poking his nose into my room. He persists in saying "Not enough memory to run the application." I tried to make him understand that I will not perform "Applications" but I do not listen.
Kirk: you return it, 'Scotty, and see what we can do.
Scott: I'm the captain, but that's' a hard head, and tells him that he has seen a lot.
Scott entered the turbo lift and leaves.
Kirk: Mr. Spock, when was the last sign of life of the computer? Intelligent life, I mean.
Spock: Well, 'if you can' talk about life ... When he wrote "Do you want to proceed with the installation of Windows XP? It '/ No".
Sulu: Sir, a new message from your computer.
screen and 'the message appeared: Unable to access the engine room: Device not ready.
Kirk: Scotty, what's going on down there '?
Scott's voice: You tell me, Captain. It seems that the computer has isolated the dilithium crystals.
Kirk: Uhura, call toll-free number and ask Starfleet instructions on how to uninstall the new operating system.
Uhura: Captain, all our communication lines are busy!
seems that the computer is trying to get in touch with un'entita'aliena.
Kirk: What kind of entity 'alien?
Uhura: I do not know sir. The computer defines it only as "The Microsoft Network.
Spock: Captain, I may have found a way to restart the computer with the old system.
Kirk: On screen!
appears an image of the Earth in false colors, mostly red, yellow and gray. Corners of the screen there is 'written' Ways 'provisional'.
Kirk: Spock, what that means?
Spock: We are broken with a minimal configuration, Captain. All bridges were excluded.
Chekov: Captain, we have a problem with the transporter!
Kirk: That too! What's happening?
Chekov: We were beaming from Earth, Commodore Decker, but the computer has stopped the transfer.
screen opens a window with the message: Problems with the link. The item "Commodore Decker" to which the link refers to and 'have been deleted or moved. The voice over 'close in size, and date and type' C: \\ Windows \\ Desktop \\ msie41.exe. Report link to this item? It '/ No
Kirk: What does it mean?
Spock: I think the computer is proposing an exchange between Commodore Decker and an Internet browser.
Kirk: A browser? But it is' illogical!
Spock: For once, Captain, I agree with her. Log
McCoy.
McCoy: Jim! The computer and 'crazy! He refuses to let me in the infirmary calling "device" and saying that they are not ready or are not logged in!
Kirk: We have some problems, Bones. But we are working to resolve it.
McCoy: You see to hurry, then. What the heck, I'm a doctor, not a device!
Spock: You see, doctor ... For the computer, or better, for the operating system, you and a device are the same thing.
McCoy: I hear is, sort of elf unsuccessful. If you can figure out so 'damn good computer, tell him to let me in my infirmary. And also tell him that my patients can not be turned off and on!
Kirk: How?
McCoy: Yeah '! That stupid machine will continue saying that does not receive any response from my patients, also because 'they are sleeping, and suggests trying to "light up again!
Kirk: Spock, has seen the installation manual?
Spock: It 's the first thing I did and you just' a problem, Captain. But in the section called "Troubleshooting" the manual says very little.
Kirk: that '?
Spock: "For any other problem, see the online Help.
Kirk: And the online help does he say?
Spock: "The information contained in this section of the troubleshooting does not solve the problem. For more information, see your hardware documentation or contact the hardware vendor's technical support."
Kirk: And what do you mean?
Spock: I think that means we have to contact Starfleet.
Kirk: But we can not. His logic suggests what to do?
Spock: My logic, Captain, I had already 'suggested not to install Windows XP. But Starfleet insisted. They said that only cosi'potremo to have long names.
Kirk: Names ... long?
Spock: Yes, 'captain. Names consisting of more 'than eight characters. Avra'sicuramente as noted, no one on the Enterprise has a name more 'than eight characters long.
Kirk: Gia '... and I was always asked why.
Sulu: But, Mr. Spock, the Enterprise has a name of ten
characters!
Spock: That 's true, Mr. Sulu. But it is a volume label. Human beings, as you know, 'well, do not have labels.
McCoy: I'ma doctor, not a volume!
Uhura: Captain, I was able to contact someone!
Kirk: Starfleet?
Uhura: No, captain. E 'Reliant. It seems that they too have problems with your computer.
Kirk: What do they say?
Uhura: Well '... He said their computer and asked me to enter the IP address to start the dial-up connection.
Kirk: Spock, we have an IP address?
Spock: Yes, sir, like all Federation ships.
Kirk: And we can not be transmitted to the computer of Reliant?
Spock: Unfortunately not. You see, Starfleet has not yet informed us.
Chekov: Captain! Klingon vessel to rinse!
Kirk: Red alert! Mr. Chekhov, how far are they?
Chekov: I can not say. Our sensors are blocked ... Captain! The Klingons have stopped!
Kirk: What are they doing?
Spock: It seems that their computer has started a program called 'Utilities' Disk Defragmenter. " Probably this is a new type of weapon.
Chekhov: Captain! Attack us!
An explosion shakes the Enterprise.
Kirk: Sulu, some damage?
Sulu: Nothing serious. Only seven of the wounded on deck.
Kirk: But what is' success?
Spock: It seems that the 'Utilities' Disk Defragmenter "caused irreparable harm to their warp core. In practice, they destroyed themselves. And, Captain ...
Kirk: Yes', Spock?
Spock: They too had installed Windows XP.
Kirk: So, the Enterprise and 'doomed!
Spock: Perhaps not, if we do not we start our Ulita 'system. Scott
item: Captain! Here and 'missed everything!
Kirk: Keep quiet, Scotty. What's happening?
Scott: How do I know? All screens are blue and indicate that there were fatal errors! They say to press CTRL + ALT + DEL!
Uhura: Captain! I receive a call!
Kirk: On screen!
I-AM-BILL-GATES-OF-MICROBORG. THE RESISTANCE-E'-USELESS.
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Dirt Bike Cupcake Cake Ideas
aaah optimism was welcome ... health goes thinks!
aaaaah how nice ..... finally after amazing adventures I can say! I also have ADSL! say that my tone is arrogant! ... you're right! I'm a great big and happy baby!
AWahawahwhhawwh
what?
AWHaAWWHwhaa
aah you ciucciubacca also keeps us here has said that he is happy and arrogant .. well as a bit 'inkazzato that has never a good thing for the friends of a wooky ...
addition to complete everything so much beauty in the weekend ... Who I find myself having lost his trail for 2 years but my buddy from high school and university fellow and ergo a thousand drunk and adventures ....
that good times .... What lovely memories .. When I was young ... no not yet adapted to the age I'm kind of discourse!
Apart from that I do not understand what goes on in people's heads in time I am! After the customary greetings, a toast to old times and present different ... if not it turns out .. ah you know I'm getting married in September! porc!! but shit you guys broke something in the brain ... you have the pepper in the ass! I do not know but 24 years seem little to already be married! .........
and then demand bastard .. how it goes with the Chiaraaaaaa? (Because we are a lot brescianiiiiii) .. watch it ... he looks at me ... the girl smiles at him ..... ah .. clear ......... I do see her as soon as I leave .... Having regard to the current climate!
But you tell me the youth of today!
Cheers and good weekend!
think health should be! (Your future pharmacist!)
aaaaah how nice ..... finally after amazing adventures I can say! I also have ADSL! say that my tone is arrogant! ... you're right! I'm a great big and happy baby!
AWahawahwhhawwh
what?
AWHaAWWHwhaa
aah you ciucciubacca also keeps us here has said that he is happy and arrogant .. well as a bit 'inkazzato that has never a good thing for the friends of a wooky ...
addition to complete everything so much beauty in the weekend ... Who I find myself having lost his trail for 2 years but my buddy from high school and university fellow and ergo a thousand drunk and adventures ....
that good times .... What lovely memories .. When I was young ... no not yet adapted to the age I'm kind of discourse!
Apart from that I do not understand what goes on in people's heads in time I am! After the customary greetings, a toast to old times and present different ... if not it turns out .. ah you know I'm getting married in September! porc!! but shit you guys broke something in the brain ... you have the pepper in the ass! I do not know but 24 years seem little to already be married! .........
and then demand bastard .. how it goes with the Chiaraaaaaa? (Because we are a lot brescianiiiiii) .. watch it ... he looks at me ... the girl smiles at him ..... ah .. clear ......... I do see her as soon as I leave .... Having regard to the current climate!
But you tell me the youth of today!
Cheers and good weekend!
think health should be! (Your future pharmacist!)
Tuesday, July 6, 2004
Is There A Multiplayer Patch For Port Royale 2
I'm back!
Ladies and Gentlemen! I'm back!!
I'm sorry I been away for so long but between examinations, the heat that your elbow makes contact with the foot and any other business ... my subconscious fool, what mche in this blog is the master, went on vacation!
ergo the crap I have continued to shoot .. but not at the command !!!....
now we'll see if the proximity of the holiday will resurface the real ciucciubeca in me or if I can post with verbose to make you change your mind and take away from friends !!!!!
will judge YOU!
Ladies and Gentlemen! I'm back!!
I'm sorry I been away for so long but between examinations, the heat that your elbow makes contact with the foot and any other business ... my subconscious fool, what mche in this blog is the master, went on vacation!
ergo the crap I have continued to shoot .. but not at the command !!!....
now we'll see if the proximity of the holiday will resurface the real ciucciubeca in me or if I can post with verbose to make you change your mind and take away from friends !!!!!
will judge YOU!
Sunday, June 6, 2004
Whats The Average Price For Catering?
ah ah ah ah laugh!
I know this post may be of interest to a few!
but on Saturday evening and for the time and precision, the company has drastically reduced due to two gods of metal!
Anyway for the reasons already mentioned we have decided to spend the evening, or at least part of a wine tarallucci and D & D miniatures (for those who did not know what I'm talking about: strategy game with fantasy miniatures .. a mix of warhammer, but with many less than 12 pieces max per warband, and chess! The purpose ... eliminate or scare the gang attacking ... it goes well, I seem to do a review ergto stop!).
cmq malmostoso the gentlemen taking a band-lg cg ax ergo sister and gold dworf to 100 points (obviously not together but the first one and then the other, if not you hear the malmostoso!) Lost 2 out of 2 against two bands evil by 100 points!
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ....... when exaltation daily! well well another 10 games later, galvanized, I will proceed with the plan of conquest!! you are all invited to serve as militants! Free beer and wine for everyone!
I know this post may be of interest to a few!
but on Saturday evening and for the time and precision, the company has drastically reduced due to two gods of metal!
Anyway for the reasons already mentioned we have decided to spend the evening, or at least part of a wine tarallucci and D & D miniatures (for those who did not know what I'm talking about: strategy game with fantasy miniatures .. a mix of warhammer, but with many less than 12 pieces max per warband, and chess! The purpose ... eliminate or scare the gang attacking ... it goes well, I seem to do a review ergto stop!).
cmq malmostoso the gentlemen taking a band-lg cg ax ergo sister and gold dworf to 100 points (obviously not together but the first one and then the other, if not you hear the malmostoso!) Lost 2 out of 2 against two bands evil by 100 points!
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ....... when exaltation daily! well well another 10 games later, galvanized, I will proceed with the plan of conquest!! you are all invited to serve as militants! Free beer and wine for everyone!
Wednesday, June 2, 2004
What Do You Say For The Birth Day Wish To Boss
ok Dhorifinn
satisfied here's dear dhorifinn tada!!
ok I promise now I end up posting horrors and return to my normal levels of dementia!!
satisfied here's dear dhorifinn tada!!
ok I promise now I end up posting horrors and return to my normal levels of dementia!!
Tuesday, June 1, 2004
Gold Desert Eagle Gun For Sale
tale midweek
there was once a acetyl coenzyme A . Embhe and you will say there are many that are derived from the catabolism of carbohydrates! eeh already my dear but acetyl-CoA was different because he decided that he wanted to oxidize as the others and then turned into energy .... oh no he wanted to do something constructive! Was so that our acetyl-CoA 4 things picked up his legs and left shoulder in the condominium mitochondrial to go to find out what things exist outside it! The journey was full of pitfalls in fact the building was a prison and the walls did not leave out the acetyl-CoA .... However, given the great IQ of our hero find a solution soon .. at night and avoiding the guards oxaloacetic (famous for cheating on her with a mate to form acetyl citric acid .. hence the situation said acid carnitine !!!!), so sneak on the train and embark on clandestine deals carnitine acyl transferase!. After a few pico seconds freedom finally rewards our caetil-CoA ... the immense cytoplasm was waiting. At first traffic of the great metropolis stunned our hero but soon after began to get acquainted with the tireless enzymes, the nice thyroid hormones and other metabolic who lived in the city! However, lurking in the crowd lurked a danger! oxaloacetic guards had in fact unleashed secret agents tiammina pyro phosphate and oxidized lipoic acid .. two dreaded killer of acetyl !!!!. the atmosphere soon became heavy when people became aware of these lochi included .. acetyl-CoA noticed them just in time and sporting agility unexpected escape the grip of the two combined and impact of pyruvate dehydrogenase (the weapon of tiammina ) Diidrolipoil transacilasi and bombs (weapons acid!)
The flight was strazziante ... running endless! acetyl CoA was about to succumb when suddenly darted from a side street near a van-style flower child with a crush block the road acetyl CoA ......... taken despair now our hero is now firmly believe in a trap but then the bus down 6 rasta-acyl enzyme and a protein Cafiero .. and the gun, killing the pursuers and rescue acetyl CoA. so it was that acetyl CoA is bound to the enzyme fatty acid synthase and group together with a hitchhiker malonyl-CoA formed the first fatty acid !!... the story is over children sleeping hours ......
sclero sclero + -..... I know that if I graduate soon go crazy!!
there was once a acetyl coenzyme A . Embhe and you will say there are many that are derived from the catabolism of carbohydrates! eeh already my dear but acetyl-CoA was different because he decided that he wanted to oxidize as the others and then turned into energy .... oh no he wanted to do something constructive! Was so that our acetyl-CoA 4 things picked up his legs and left shoulder in the condominium mitochondrial to go to find out what things exist outside it! The journey was full of pitfalls in fact the building was a prison and the walls did not leave out the acetyl-CoA .... However, given the great IQ of our hero find a solution soon .. at night and avoiding the guards oxaloacetic (famous for cheating on her with a mate to form acetyl citric acid .. hence the situation said acid carnitine !!!!), so sneak on the train and embark on clandestine deals carnitine acyl transferase!. After a few pico seconds freedom finally rewards our caetil-CoA ... the immense cytoplasm was waiting. At first traffic of the great metropolis stunned our hero but soon after began to get acquainted with the tireless enzymes, the nice thyroid hormones and other metabolic who lived in the city! However, lurking in the crowd lurked a danger! oxaloacetic guards had in fact unleashed secret agents tiammina pyro phosphate and oxidized lipoic acid .. two dreaded killer of acetyl !!!!. the atmosphere soon became heavy when people became aware of these lochi included .. acetyl-CoA noticed them just in time and sporting agility unexpected escape the grip of the two combined and impact of pyruvate dehydrogenase (the weapon of tiammina ) Diidrolipoil transacilasi and bombs (weapons acid!)
The flight was strazziante ... running endless! acetyl CoA was about to succumb when suddenly darted from a side street near a van-style flower child with a crush block the road acetyl CoA ......... taken despair now our hero is now firmly believe in a trap but then the bus down 6 rasta-acyl enzyme and a protein Cafiero .. and the gun, killing the pursuers and rescue acetyl CoA. so it was that acetyl CoA is bound to the enzyme fatty acid synthase and group together with a hitchhiker malonyl-CoA formed the first fatty acid !!... the story is over children sleeping hours ......
sclero sclero + -..... I know that if I graduate soon go crazy!!
Install 2010 Xterra Off Road Lights
er_ninjo @ 2004-06-01T16: 19:00
are acetyl-CoA ooooh .... er-Ninja had been so long since I vanivi to find ... and then I've come ....
er-Ninja 0.0 NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
How Do You Include Pay On Own On Invitation?
sclero you midweek!
Wednesday, May 26
happened last night is a great thing .. no, no, but I do not think they are getting the Stefanenko and his sense of guilt in bed and even the Colombari .. everything is very simple, banal, and then ... .. well, VHA in short, at 2am unable to sleep I started to wander around the house looking for something to read and the library, including cafka, the bible? (in brackets did you know that the apocalypse was the first publication of steeven king? ? stuff you would not believe that wizards!), playboy May and "Custody and Lucia" (first version of the betrothed!) cos I find you .. de rerum nature of cellulite, the average adolescent cogito ergo sum him .. The Book: "Nutella Nutellae liber magnus" ... .. What lovely memories .. ....
... .... …… ….. …….. .. . . . . .. . . . .
Nutella omnia divisa est in partes tres. Ununm: nutella in vaschetta plasticae. Duum: Nutella in vitreis bicchieribus custodia. Treum : nutella sita in magno barattolo (magno barattolo si ,sed medium est si magno nutella in barattolo).
Nutella placet omnibus rueris atque puellis sed , si troppa nutella fagocitare, cicciones divenire, cutaneis eructionibus sottostare et brufolos peticellosque supra facie tua stratos formare atque , ipso facto , diarream cacarellasque subitaneam venire.
Propterea quod familiares ,et mamma in particolare , sempre nutella celat in impensabilis locis ut eviteant filiis sbafare, come soliti sum. Sed domanda spontanea nascet: si mamma contaria est filiales sbafationes, perché nutella cmprat et postea celat?
Intelligenitiore fuisse non comprare manco per nihil..sed forse mammae etiam nutella sbafant: celatio altrum non est vendetta trasversalis materna propterea quo dea stessa victima fuit, sua volta ,ma tris suae. “ sic heri tua mamma nutella celavit , sic hodia celis filiis tuis”.
….. …….. ………. ……………. Ecc…….. to be continued…..
Ps eventuali errori sono da attribuirsi a word che compe potete immaginare mi ha fatto diventare la pagina di un rosso acceso dato che è stato programmato da americani ignoranti che di latino non sanno a chip only!!
docet Er-Ninja!
Wednesday, May 26
happened last night is a great thing .. no, no, but I do not think they are getting the Stefanenko and his sense of guilt in bed and even the Colombari .. everything is very simple, banal, and then ... .. well, VHA in short, at 2am unable to sleep I started to wander around the house looking for something to read and the library, including cafka, the bible? (in brackets did you know that the apocalypse was the first publication of steeven king? ? stuff you would not believe that wizards!), playboy May and "Custody and Lucia" (first version of the betrothed!) cos I find you .. de rerum nature of cellulite, the average adolescent cogito ergo sum him .. The Book: "Nutella Nutellae liber magnus" ... .. What lovely memories .. ....
... .... …… ….. …….. .. . . . . .. . . . .
Nutella omnia divisa est in partes tres. Ununm: nutella in vaschetta plasticae. Duum: Nutella in vitreis bicchieribus custodia. Treum : nutella sita in magno barattolo (magno barattolo si ,sed medium est si magno nutella in barattolo).
Nutella placet omnibus rueris atque puellis sed , si troppa nutella fagocitare, cicciones divenire, cutaneis eructionibus sottostare et brufolos peticellosque supra facie tua stratos formare atque , ipso facto , diarream cacarellasque subitaneam venire.
Propterea quod familiares ,et mamma in particolare , sempre nutella celat in impensabilis locis ut eviteant filiis sbafare, come soliti sum. Sed domanda spontanea nascet: si mamma contaria est filiales sbafationes, perché nutella cmprat et postea celat?
Intelligenitiore fuisse non comprare manco per nihil..sed forse mammae etiam nutella sbafant: celatio altrum non est vendetta trasversalis materna propterea quo dea stessa victima fuit, sua volta ,ma tris suae. “ sic heri tua mamma nutella celavit , sic hodia celis filiis tuis”.
….. …….. ………. ……………. Ecc…….. to be continued…..
Ps eventuali errori sono da attribuirsi a word che compe potete immaginare mi ha fatto diventare la pagina di un rosso acceso dato che è stato programmato da americani ignoranti che di latino non sanno a chip only!!
docet Er-Ninja!
Monday, May 24, 2004
Toronto Pediatricians Accepting New Patient
Monday .. terrible Monday!
Well well well well today, Monday, May 24th I had a painful thing to say ... amazing and so hilarious. Tornado was an intense study of the morning when, just close to home, what I see .. them in the middle of the posters where people are looking disreputable votes .. eh eh eh the large face of my old ... I stuck with the car. and I laughed ... I imagined on a podium dressed in overalls talking as "workers' president!" eh eh eh eh eh Thank God that only the election of a provincial little town .. eh eh eh phenomenal ..
Actually it was an exaggeration to compare it to Berlusca .. Porello does not seem fair after all the blood of my blood ..
Anyway shortly after the idea here .. if it comes to power I can organize a coup inside, taking power as a dictator and state tyranny based on independent wine ... and finally .. well, of course .. or at least to those who know me ... well before Bush .. should organize itself to declare war .. before declaring the war in San Marino! Exact boys invade San Marino turn it into a paradise of sex and taxes are bad now ... not that means ... and proclaimed emperor! About
reopen the voluntary lever!
No more bullshit for now ... over and out!
Ave
people! er-Ninja greets you
Well well well well today, Monday, May 24th I had a painful thing to say ... amazing and so hilarious. Tornado was an intense study of the morning when, just close to home, what I see .. them in the middle of the posters where people are looking disreputable votes .. eh eh eh the large face of my old ... I stuck with the car. and I laughed ... I imagined on a podium dressed in overalls talking as "workers' president!" eh eh eh eh eh Thank God that only the election of a provincial little town .. eh eh eh phenomenal ..
Actually it was an exaggeration to compare it to Berlusca .. Porello does not seem fair after all the blood of my blood ..
Anyway shortly after the idea here .. if it comes to power I can organize a coup inside, taking power as a dictator and state tyranny based on independent wine ... and finally .. well, of course .. or at least to those who know me ... well before Bush .. should organize itself to declare war .. before declaring the war in San Marino! Exact boys invade San Marino turn it into a paradise of sex and taxes are bad now ... not that means ... and proclaimed emperor! About
reopen the voluntary lever!
No more bullshit for now ... over and out!
Ave
people! er-Ninja greets you
Sunday, May 23, 2004
Catch Phrases Halloween Birthday Party
Hello
Hi all I have to introduce er-Ninja and this is my blog ... or rather what is defined in technical terms so!. well, actually the decision to open one comes from my reading of many "diaries" here on livejournal present ... .. short enough guys .. it seems that you do a race to the pole of the most unfortunate of Italy
... Well here is Euronics .. you look the most optimistic of Italy, I promise you nothing crazy, sad speeches, dramas ... who let those beautiful style and starts with a thing which is then thrown off a blast furnace, so men are finally happy but instead a descendant of eva saves him from a window before being an asshole burned by flames ... never mind that the records do not know anything about any of it's gravity blast! Goes well, .. .... ... .. great mass of crap
compliments ... you get the race so I believe any bullshit you comes to mind here is welcome.
Hi all I have to introduce er-Ninja and this is my blog ... or rather what is defined in technical terms so!. well, actually the decision to open one comes from my reading of many "diaries" here on livejournal present ... .. short enough guys .. it seems that you do a race to the pole of the most unfortunate of Italy
... Well here is Euronics .. you look the most optimistic of Italy, I promise you nothing crazy, sad speeches, dramas ... who let those beautiful style and starts with a thing which is then thrown off a blast furnace, so men are finally happy but instead a descendant of eva saves him from a window before being an asshole burned by flames ... never mind that the records do not know anything about any of it's gravity blast! Goes well, .. .... ... .. great mass of crap
compliments ... you get the race so I believe any bullshit you comes to mind here is welcome.
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