Michpult Roland M 24e

er_ninjo @ 2004-09-19T22: 18:00

OK as promised this is the last so close again this weekend of crap ..

Lawyers - the language, their strong

1) "So doctor, is not it true that when a person dies in his sleep, not aware of it until morning?"

2) "She was present when his shot this photo?"

3) "The youngest son, one of twenty years, how old is he?"

4) "It was you or your brother to die in war?"

5) "You killed him?"

6) "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

7) "She was there until it is gone, right? "

8)" How many times have you committed suicide? "

9):" So, the date of conception (the child) was the August 8? "
T "Yes"
A: "And what he was doing at that time?"

10) A: "She has three children, right?"
T: "Yes"
A: "How many are male?"
T "None"
A: "Some of them are female?"

11) A: "You say the stairs went down to the ground floor"
T: "Yes"
A: "And these stairs, and went even up? "

12) A:" Mr. Slatery, she had a honeymoon particular, right? "
T:" I went to Europe "
A:" And there he brought his new bride? "

13) A:" How was her first marriage terminated? "
T:" Since the death "
A:" And from the death of those who were interrupted? "

14) A:" Can you describe the individual? "
T:" He was of medium height and had a beard. "
A:" It was a male or a female? "

15) A:" Doctor, how many autopsies he performed on dead people? "
T:" All my autopsies are performed on dead people! "

16) A:" All Your responses must be oral, OK? What school do you attend? "
T:" Oral "

17) A: "Do you remember the time when he examined the body?"
T: "The autopsy started around 20:30" "And Mr. Dennington was dead?"
T: "No, he was lying on the table wanting to know why I was doing an autopsy!"

18) A: "Can 'provide a urine sample?"
T: "I can do since I was little!"

19) A: "Doctor, before you perform the autopsy, he checked the presence of the heartbeat?"
T: "No"
A: "Then he checked the blood pressure?"
T: "No"
A: "Have you checked if you breathe?"
T: "No"
A: "Then you can that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? "
T:" No "
A:" How can you be so sure doctor? "
T:" Because his brain was in a container on my desk "
A: "But it is still possible that the patient may have been still alive?"
T: "Yes, you were alive and that the lawyer was doing somewhere!" Gentlemen