er_ninjo @ 2004-09-18T07: 56:00
the sprouts were the first for this Friday .. ration is Saturday!
windows that suggest
thoughts on the operating system from Microsoft
The full name of Bill Gates William Gates III. In ASCII code, do the following sum: "B" + "I" + "L" + "L" + "G" + "A" + "T" + "AND" + "S" = 66 +73 + III +76 +76 +71 +65 +84 +69 +83 + 3 = 666 ... And would not the devil ...??
640K is enough for anyone.
- Bill Gates, 1981
disasters of our time:
- Hiroshima 45,
- Chernobyl 86,
- Windows 95,
- Windows 98
What's the first question that arises is the computer science community ?
"is PC compatible?" Eau de
Pentium: the man who should not divide. Never.
bad to Pentium!
Bill Gates said, "Bug." It was
Windows ...
At Intel, adding 100 to 486 obtained 585.9995672565, so 'they called "Pentium"
... I made love with Control ...
try tomorrow with Shift.
Hardware, parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- No: it is a hardware problem.
Internet? But why should I go find someone who lives halfway around the world when I hate my neighbor?
you realize you're spending too much time on the net when ...
- Your computer is broken.
- You do not Connect to two hours.
- begin to tremble.
- Lift the handset and dial the number for your Internet access provider.
- Try to imitate the sound of the modem trying to connect. You can.
You know you be a slave to the internet when ...
- You find yourself typing. Com "after every punto.com
- Go into the bathroom and you say you going to do a download.
Microsoft Windows: read the instructions, may cause drowsiness.
Windows95 is not a virus: viruses
do something ...
Windows is a virus?
No, Windows is not a virus, that's what makes the REAL virus:
1) Please reply quickly. Ok, so does Windows.
2) The viruses use many system resources and slow your computer. Ok, so does Windows.
3) Viruses, sometimes ruin your hard drive. Ok, so does Windows.
4) Viruses make occasionally slow the computer (see point 2) and the user will purchase more hardware.
Ok, so does Windows.
Until now, it seems that Windows * IS * a virus, but there are fundamental differences.
Viruses are programs well supported by the authors, run on all computers, their code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated with the tempo.Quindi, Windows is not a virus.
The difference between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus is installed much more easily!
has never seen a serious operating system to shut down where you need to press the START button?
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