er_ninjo @ 2004-09-18T07: 50:00
Ladies and gentlemen ... I'm back ... and unfortunately for you in the pre examination ergo ... I propose a weekend full of crap ... but I will not keep you waiting too .... ergo the show begins:
PS Since the People that have answered the questions of the gentle maidens are like fine sandpaper, 5 suggest that the reading public an adult and not too sensitive ... it goes well, the usual guys read too!
absurd collection of questions sent from boys and girls in magazines and Top That Girl. (By the letter R is not indicated the response of the magazine in question, but this is what we think everyone would like to ...)
1) I'm 12 years old, 156 cm high and have a breast almost imperceptible, but the rest are well developed. My mom and shorter than me and my father and approximately 172 cm: the first period when they can come to me?
(Scillà85 for words)
A: What is a quiz game? Questions the Mago Gabriel ..!!!. BACK TO PLAY WITH BARBIE AND NOT BREAK THE FUCK WITH THE MENSTRUAL!!
2) For 13 years, are too thin, I would like to know what are the foods that make us grow breasts and legs.
(Magrinà84 for Ie)
A: from fairy blue hair.
A: lasagne ...... and if not at least grow a dick you satisfied!
3) is true that the semen comes out only at night to the boys?
(Curiosa for words)
R: But for those who have taken, for the nocturnal predators, perhaps?
R: It is true that attacks your brain only during the day? I could answer from my experience, but then you would still be a minimum of doubt, so grab a friend and let him a blowjob to half-past twelve!!
4) I tried to put a tampon, but I could not let him enter: I am a virgin and why or why not normal?
(Arietinà85 for words)
R: Have you tried to remove it from the pack?.
A: Try with a shoehorn!
5) you can make love when you are virgins?
(DV'83 for words)
A: It depends, if you feel that it is better to remain a virgin ass!
A: You can make love in peace?
6) Me and my friend we have always sought: the women had primary cycle? And as they did without pads?
(doubtful for words)
R: But that time has stopped in your brain?
A: Yes, it seems that the women had Nehanderhal of the Marquis, but instead of tampax it seems that they used the dried stegosaurs.
7) is true that if the cycle comes after 14 years can not have children?
(Disperatà85 for words)
A: Maybe ...
A: No. But it is true that if you get a motorcycle before 14 go to jail!
8) is true that to grow breasts should eat a lot of mushrooms?
(Anonimà98 for words)
A: Well, perhaps with those mushrooms ... however, you've got it wrong, but not fungi Mungo, ie COCKS TWO METERS LONG!
A: Some mushrooms are an aphrodisiac and grow something else.
9) Hello, I'm one of your reader that some time has a birthmark crazy to make love and we always think: Is this normal?
(Lisà82 for words)
R: 0338/4948xxx ....
R: 0348/6423xxx ....
10) Dear Doctor, I have a curiosity: a virgin girl [maybe you?] As artificial insemination, there is still a virgin?
If yes, when will bear, since there was rupture of the hymen the child will be born normally?
In this case there is a risk of losing your virginity?
If so, it means that it is better to give birth by cesarean section?
(Arietè83 for Top Girl)
R: But how are you?!! You're so bad !!!!!!!
R: porcamadonna But, why do not clot as they all do??
11) Dear Doctor, I'm 15 years old and girlfriend for about a year. We do not do sex yet, but we have a problem: He wants to go out every day that semen from his genitals [but where should uscirgli, ears?], But I'm afraid that might cause him problems in the future. is not it?
And what can it be?
(Martinà83 for Top Girl)
A: Dunno, I think as time goes by night turns into a fire hydrant!
A: The only problem is that if you continue so poor that sooner or later, as soon as you turn around, without telling you shit, you throw it in the ass without Vasella, and yes I know there meditate pain ........ , girls, meditate
12) Dear doctor, I'm 13 years old. Coincidentally I heard from a friend that you can not only get pregnant through sexual intercourse, but also in other ways. For example, if he's stuck to her and is excited, the sperm can come out and go through the clothes to the private parts. is not it?
(Laura for Top Girl)
R: But your boyfriend what it's called Black & Decker?
A: Yes, the phenomenon is called osmosis, and it seems, from recent theological studies carried out on the chance that Madonna will also be a victim.
13) Dear doctor, I am a boy of 18 years and I am very surprised by my body [but you're an ET?] because unwittingly, my genital organ, it should be erect at any time and cause me great inconvenience.
(Bingò80 for Top Girl)
A: It's not like the tease and then you blame the randomness? Lucky you!
A: I understand very well, because today the girls, especially in summer, running around almost naked, under the black thong white pants, bombs out, in short, a torture porcamadonna. In addition, the soak little for what one would like, then for you is only one solution: RASPS to break!
14) Dear Dr. I am almost 16 years and unfortunately are still not satisfied with my breast. Port the second measure, but I have very long and large nipples, almost most of the breast. I tried to crush them with bras, to wash them with cold water ... but nothing! Each summer brings the bikini upholstered cover. What can I do?
(Annà82 for Top Girl)
A: Have you tried using a file??
R: Cross the nipples and around it is the latest model nude look Valentino
15) I'm 12 years old a friend of my brother for 16 years and very nice, I convinced her to make love without condom because I was not yet menstruating. A week after I arrived and then I started to put on pounds and belly. I'm pregnant?
(Alexià86 for Top Girl)
A: No, you are not pregnant, just stop eating like a pig!
A: Bel fjo de na bitch 's a friend of your brother, heheh! This time you said, but now you're long in hand. Well, this will serve as a lesson for next time: If you are afraid of becoming pregnant, ammollagli ass and pass the fear .... Oh, and by a few thousand years have also imventato blowjob ...
16) Dear Dr. I'm 15 and I still menstruating. Since I masturbate since I was small, not that I have become sterile?
(Disperatà83 for Top Girl)
A: No you become stupid!
A: I do not think, however, almost surely you are becoming SOCKET ...
17) Michael I'm 14 years. The last August I did something that I will never forgive: I masturbated my ex-boyfriend. I'm terrible. I seem to have done something unforgivable and I am ashamed to say it. I wish I could go back to avoid this mistake ... Every day I ask God for forgiveness! I am ashamed to confide in, with the priest I have already confessed twice to the incident, but have not yet been able to forgive me ... What do you recommend?
(Disperatà84 for Top Girl)
A: The convent of the immaculate Virgin Blessed With Old "
A: Knowing the priests, I can imagine what you have said: If you want absolution, STO CORD KISSES KISSES!
18) I'm 16 years old. Not I have friends. I do not have a good relationship with my father and I feel that I will die this year because of an accident. Try to imagine a future, but then I tell myself that I have too many dreams as he had died and then my cousin! Language study in high school do not know why because I do not want, but then I tell myself that it's better to have a degree if you do not die, [even though I'm not afraid of having a monotonous life, they are ugly, fat and I have pimples. I feel bad about myself and others.
(Francy for Top Girl)
A: Trick more, eat less, called out the blowjobs pimples that are passed, and you'll see that life will smile.
19) I am a 15 year old girl and two I'm with a guy with which I love. Lately, however, I do not like. What happens to me?
(Acquarietta worried)
R: Cara acquarietta, you're on your way to becoming like all women ... a big fucking bitch .. found one with a pea biggest break so there are more balls with your shit.
20) Me and my boyfriend have had sex for the first time but I did not like, I told him and he left me. Now he says that friends are an icicle!
(Anonimà85)
A: Dear Anonymous, perhaps then if you did well as a great blow job none of this would happen .. if not then fuck you like .. try a pole six feet .. or .. or you break do not break!
21) We are two friends aged 13 and 14 years and our boys have asked us to make love. We have a little bit afraid but we do not want to lose them. What should we do?
(Undecided)
R: Care undecided, of course I understand that this is a difficult situation ... but let them fuck these poor does not bad every now and then a bit of NERC ...
22) I am 13 years old and I have not yet had their first menstruation. A friend of mine says he does not risk getting pregnant.
(Five fan '86)
A: You try and break the fuck you .. fuck you and put an end to these problems .. so bitch you better now ....
23) For the guys that I like is not interested at all. But now one of my classmate told me that we put together if I make love with him. What should I do?
(laughter)
A: Bel Paraculo, but fully support his case, moreover, even if you are a scrondo what the fuck do you expect .. give it to him and do not piss off my balls ..
24) I'm 12 years old and a fourteen year old love for more than a year. A New Year's Eve we danced and hugged and kissed me a couple of times, but when my friend asked him if he wanted to get with me, said they were already committed and that he likes older women, however, said that if you will leave with his girlfriend, then you will see: what do you recommend?
(Alex xxx)
R: Frego 14 years already .... everything you want to wait when you do not have a dick to make sure you call ... ahahahhaha
25) I just started an affair with a boy but I am in trouble: he is very nice and cute, I do a lot of gifts all the time .... Of course he loves me! I also love him, but I am shy e. .. 9! I do not know if it's the right age to start. Help me.
(Keen 2000)
A: No comment .............
26) I have irregular menstruation and for this I was prescribed a hormone assay. it is true that I could get a lot of hair? And by great I can have children?
(Disperatà86)
A: We all hope that the hair you are more than a couple of huge boobs so you'll definitely happy the man that you hope to be tromberà .. we .. do not worry about their children's time .. broom and do not break you too .. fuck
27) If with my boyfriend I love standing run the same risk of getting pregnant?
(Vale85)
A: Here is a 'what the hell else tells the brain in the morning when you wake up? how much do you think is the same .. and try to use that one neuron that you have the best .. porcamadonna
28) I'm 12 years old and me and my boyfriend we have just left after making love first time, have already been with him other times and each time I leave it behaves as if I did not exist. This makes me suffer so much and this time does not want to get back with me, especially now that we made love: how to win him back or get his friendship?
(Innamoratà87)
A: Pure to you has fucked with him .. we are good to you I say .... a zero ....
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